Sarkodie’s Funniest and Most Thought-Provoking Punchlines

The undisputed, Ghana’s Best Rapper, Michael Owusu Addo; known as Sarkodie is an inexplicable composer whose songs have outstanding lyrical content. His words are an embodiment of humor, unequivocal metaphor and poetry. Think of any literary device; Obidi will teach you how to use it in his rap!

The following punchlines are some of the extracted statements which have been translated into the Queen’s language by the author. They are a few of the funniest and most stimulating excerpts of his numerous songs:

Nowadays petrol prices have been increased, so a ‘huh!’ chant costs 10k. Funny enough! – Dancehall Commando
I’m the rap supreme. I rap different flavors – BET Cypher
Automatically, I’m lyrically good. I rap like I’ve swallowed a book – Keva
I wouldn’t have been free, even if I were a mason. I swear. I’m an Illuminati? Wouldn’t I have migrated to Hawaii? – Illuminati
Conference Center, when I take my cash; I don’t care about your loses. Whether people attend or not, I pay Sammy Forson – The Chosen
We started with Bantama. NDC: 21 NPP: 80,000 Paa Kwesi : Single 1 – Politics
Maybe mine is music. Yours is dressmaking – Life
Some friendships are like travelling abroad. I wouldn’t have gone if I’d known – Friends
We’ve even made it through a Sodom and Gomorrah fight – Rap Attack
If you were in Ghana you could have owned a school, and Tigo would employ you as a Manager – Borga
You should assume you have won if you are able to kill me for 20 seconds – Rap Attack
Format my flow like a laptop. I’ll do another installation tomorrow – Rap Attack
Check my bank account. Zenith even called me for a favour. Some people amuse me. – Bayla Trap
You’ve now become my lecturer. You want to teach me Science – Bayla Trap
English name for an uncivilized man is ‘Player Hater’ – Halleluiah
Mouthwash, Vaseline, napkins, empty containers, passport. Last but not the least, I have God! – Items
So many emcees back in Africa, making a perfect meal. But I’m the missing ingredient, so call me your Irish Cream – BET Cypher
Irrespective of how I look, I’m crazier than Shatta Wale – Elijah
I’ve prepared my suit for the Grammys, because I have the feeling – War
Hammer, please give me the mic. Tolerate me from now till 7:45 – Elijah
KNUST, I’ll give you a long vac, so I can collapse your building to develop a children’s park – (I Dey Mad) Freestyle
The rap is in a bottle and I sip it like Guinness – XXL
Damn! My flow is on drugs! But I’m still getting a couple of bucks though. I’m still fucking with Ice – Shots On Shots
English name for ‘Gala’ is ‘Threesome’. You don’t just come, you come for wisdom – 2 Paddies
Obidi, I don’t want to hit my chest and say ‘I’m reigning’. You already know. – Lay Away
The funny thing is that, the more they try, we get must stronger; because It Takes Two – Goodbye
Let me sign a cheque. Here is GH 20,000. Take it to relieve your stress – Saa Okodie No
I lessened everyone, maybe apart from Waddle. Cos we’ve been the same hustle. We’re two different dudes solving the same puzzle – Oboobi
Hennessy and Black Label have become like corn dough – Ye Boili
Last Two, apart from me; are you impressed? No! – Saa Okodie No
I don’t want a car. Trotro is not hard to find – Life
Vote me for MP. I’ll make Tamale as develped as DC – Freestyle
I’m the King, no doubt! If you don’t agree with me, please move out! – One Time For Your Mind
Christians who doubt God, your faith is as weightless as cotton – Illuminati
It’s only in Ghana’s club that someone’s dress smells of camphor – Ye Boili
I don’t reason like other people, as if I’m from Jupiter – Style Free
I don’t want a lady who will request for five Ghana: Azonto kind of girl – Kinda Girl
To all my ghetto youths up in T’ardi, I promise on my honour to be famous than Atta Ayi. I know people will insult me for that side – Freestyle
When I was sleeping on benches in Aflao, nobody cleaned my face with a handkerchief – Adonai Remix
You may be interested though, but I’m the one who conquers – Tonga
When I’m sick I’ll have to go to the fitting shop. Please give me a round of applause – Give It Up
My success is their weakness. They wish I were in prison – Letter To My Fans
I can do six songs in six minutes. Believe that! – Useless Rumours
I’ve carried five awards. I can win them back for five years. I can choose not to drop a hit. But Ghanaians will wipe tears. – Fair Warning
How can you be fucking my friend? Just because his father is in charge of Foreign Affairs? – Lies
If you don’t find my rap tasty, add mayonnaise – Seshie Mixtape
Obidi, apart from rap; I sell Twi chorus – Mixtape
If someone gives you a microphone to murder Sarkodie, take time to consider it for a week; so you don’t break tradition – Rap Master
I’ve an addictive flow. I’ve sprinkled caffeine on it, so godamn! – Shot On Shots
Tongue Twisting is what we test microphes with. Rap is in me, so I don’t have chromosomes – Sizeless
Obidi, I’m a monster. When it comes to rap, nobody wanna fuck with me – Sizeless
Killers are behind me, nobody should rush. Otherwise you’ll take some slaps, you’ll be shocked – Tema Freestyle
I heard about 5,300 people have bad intentions about me. – Keva
Shatta Wale, do well to feature Samini. Record a video with women in bikini. – Decisions
Obidi, they say my freestyles sell more than someone’s first debut – Our Day
Show me what you got; stretch marks like a zebra. Ill! Someone should go read Kamassutra – Bounce
Awards as many as gari. Don’t cry! – Devio
Independence Square is not in use. When I come to power, I’ll sell it to cocaine dealers – Freestlye
I’m not interested in you. I only want someone to send on an errand – You Go Kill Me
Punching like Mayweather, rapping like Jay – Style Free
The girl’s backside…40 acres land at Dawhenya – Ask Dumelo
You’re lucky to be my father. You would have gotten a ‘Motherfucker!’ – Daabi
Car, houses, guns, drinks, women, promiscuity, fraud, gossip, robbery, blood money, slavery, recklessness, gossip, wickedness, pride and hatred. Remember, God may be coming tomorrow. So quit! – Life
For your sake, I’ve reserved my beard – Osama Bin Laden – Agyeii
I’m going on a long journey, so call me Johny Walker – Marry Me
Obidi, I need to play four shows before I will eat. God have mercy on the poor souls! – Issues
She tastes like sweet candy. She’s beautiful, straight from infancy. Supernatural – Which Kind Yawa
Some people think I smoke, but I live the opposite – Onyame Ahyira
If you realise Rap is not helping, you could pick forms at Exopa – This Game
Money and the power, my perfume is usually high-scented so I don’t take a shower – Bye bye to Poverty
They say my rhymes break heart. Most of them cause diabetes – Rap Master
I was born for reasons and one of them is rap. You can put me in prison. Still I don’t give a fuck! – Useless Rumors
Sammy Forson, you better do the talking. Let them understand how much cash I spend just on shopping – Illuminati
When I die, don’t take me to the cemetery. Treat me like Kwame Nkrumah and continue my legacy – One Time For Your Mind
Is it in a disco you want to hear Elder Mireku? – Push
And I’ll change the Motorway and name it, ‘Sarkodie Street’ – When I Grow Up
You are as outdated as a PK campaign – Move To The Gyal Dem
We cut the rap short. Yea, that is what bosses do! – Original