Woman arrested for masturbating with sausage in ASDA toilets

Police are calling this the strangest crime of 2016. A woman was seen on CCTV camera’s stealing pork sausages from the discount food section in Liverpool Asda.

Shoppers then seen her running into the women’s toilets where she stayed for at least 20 minutes. The security staff decided to investigate and as they entered the toilets and were shocked to discover the woman was pleasuring herself with the pork sausages.

Duncan Stewart head of security said ” I could not believe what I was seeing … When I asked her to stop what she was doing she just looked me straight in the eyes and continued to victimize the stolen sausages”

“Due to the fact she was a Big-Girl we decided it was best we ring the police to deal with this matter”. It took 4 Police officers around 35 minutes to restrain the woman who was shouting at the top of her voice” Leave me alone.. I can do what I want in private”.

She was arrested and taken to Merseyside police station where she was charged for shoplifting and indecent exposure. She was later released but failed to answer her bail and is currently on the run.

Asda spokesman Barry Cartwright said ” It is against Asda policy to take any items of property into the toilets for personal or private use. We take this very seriously and have banned this woman from all Asda stores in the country.

Source: newschicken

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